Barnacle

Scrape the barnaclesAI slop
off your site

Barnacles are the generic bits clinging to your AI-built site. Paste your URL.
In ten minutes, get an honest design critique, a redesigned homepage concept
shaped by your content and the design choices of world-class designers, and
ready-to-use prompts to build it in Lovable, Cursor, v0, or Bolt.

Barnacles off. Before and after.

No subscription. Pay once

An honest read on what makes your site feel generic, in your inbox within ten minutes.

  • Humanness score
  • Prioritized findings
  • Step-by-step fixes + AI prompts
  • PDF + Markdown
Get the report

The report, plus a new homepage concept built from your real content, with step-by-step prompts for Lovable, Cursor, v0 and Bolt.

  • Everything in the report
  • Redesigned homepage (live preview)
  • Downloadable HTML
  • Before / after images
Get the redesign

Want it done properly? Work with Seadog, the studio behind Barnacle, and get your Barnacle order fully credited toward a project booked within 60 days.

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Questions

Agents capture your site, study it against a library of award-winning references, and write the report and redesign. For our first orders, a designer at Seadog also reviews every delivery before it's sent.

No. You get the files and the steps. You stay in control and apply the changes in Lovable, Cursor, v0, Bolt or by hand.

Any public homepage. It's tuned for sites built with AI app builders, but it works on any landing page. Pages behind a login aren't supported.

Usually 5–15 minutes. You'll get a link to your results page and an email when it's ready.

No. It keeps your real content. Anything we'd want you to add, like real testimonials or numbers, is marked as a [placeholder].

Reply to your results email within 14 days and we'll redo it or refund you.

Make it look like everyone yours.